Bonus Leap Year Haiku!
Just like in football
When the offsides flag is thrown
Today’s a free down
February 29, 2008
President Bush Decries Open Diplomacy with Cuba’s Raul Castro
“Now is not the time”
Bush says, adding “Castro bad!”
Then why China talks?
February 21, 2008
Pretzel Resembling Virgin Mary Surfaces on eBay
Hmm. NunBun™, now this
Apparently there are no
Low-carb miracles
February 19, 2008
U.S. Military to Attempt to Shoot Down Defunct American Spy Satellite
Much like pen-raised quail
(The bus-sized kind), it descends
Let Dick take a shot
February 12, 2008
Singer Amy Winehouse, Via Satellite From London, Wins Big at 2008 Grammy Awards
Beamed high from London
Seemed high too. Jolly good show
Add five Grammy tatts
February 11, 2008
Belcourt Theatre Hosts Nashville Film Noir Festival
Eighteen movies, see?
Guns, broads, shadows, fates entwined
Truly worth a stare
February 4, 2008
NY Giants Shock New England Patriots, Win Super Bowl XLII
Kudos Giants’ “D”
So much contact with Brady
Gisele was jealous
February 2, 2008
Pop Star Britney Spears Enters Hospital for Second Time in a Month
Oops, did it again
Kids are now fed by K-Fed
Saddest “Cribs” ever
