No Bush backdrop, Trent
MTV not big enough
For two “Jackass”es

Handcuffed on the Hill
Took cash for legislation
Gives “bill” new meaning

Fourteen hours Thursday
Significant talks at last
It’s about damn time

We’ve pissed off the world
Now we’ll smooth things over with
A U.N. bully?!

Oh little Cessna
Wrong turns make jets and copters
Not want to be friends

Sucky odds or not
Ninety-six million beckons
I can’t resist you

There’s good hockey on
But U.S. fans wouldn’t know
We get taped poker

Conor rocked Leno
He’s our own little Dylan
Bigger drinker though

[Bright Eyes’ single “When God Talks to the President” is available at the iTunes Music Store.]

How did I live to
be thirty-three, and never
see Citizen Kane?