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January 24, 2005

Farewell, Johnny Carson (1925-2005)

Filed under: — Doug @ 6:25 pm

A: JC Penney
Q: What’s Bush’s proposed coin?
We’ll miss you Carnac

January 21, 2005

Dear eBay

Filed under: — Doug @ 1:45 pm

I’ve signed up to sell
You asked for my bank info
Please do not screw me

January 20, 2005

Player Trevor Linden Resuscitates NHL Labor Talks

Filed under: — Doug @ 9:35 am

A player brings hope
Leading when officials won’t
Bettman, pack your things

January 16, 2005

The Plight of the Field Goal Kicker

Filed under: — Doug @ 2:12 pm

It’s a game of feet
Sometimes he has two left ones
Or right, depending

January 12, 2005

Apples for the Masses

Filed under: — Doug @ 4:06 pm

Thanks to Mac mini
Once-priced-out switchers will learn
How much Windows sucks

January 9, 2005

NHL vs. NHLPA: No Compromise

Filed under: — Doug @ 10:17 pm

World’s longest face-off
You can’t win if you don’t play
Someone drop the puck

January 7, 2005

The Great Destroyer, Arriving January 25

Filed under: — Doug @ 12:28 pm

Two-and-a-half weeks
And I will be listening
To a new Low disc!

January 5, 2005

Team Canada: 2005 World Junior Hockey Champs

Filed under: — Doug @ 12:40 pm

Kudos on the gold
Flyers’ prospects: impressive
Gretzky, watch your back

January 3, 2005

On President Bush’s Tsunami Aid

Filed under: — Doug @ 10:41 am

Slow out of the gate
Now an attempt to save face
Care for the world much?

January 2, 2005

Wes Anderson’s The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou

Filed under: — Doug @ 2:03 pm

Watched Life Aquatic
Laughed, cried, much better than Cats
Wes triumphs again

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