Swimmer Michael Phelps Wins Record Eight Golds at Olympics
You’re like a machine
But not the kind that breaks down
When you get it wet
August 18, 2008
February 29, 2008
Bonus Leap Year Haiku!
Just like in football
When the offsides flag is thrown
Today’s a free down
February 4, 2008
NY Giants Shock New England Patriots, Win Super Bowl XLII
Kudos Giants’ “D”
So much contact with Brady
Gisele was jealous
January 16, 2008
Ode to Netminder
Special Guest Haiku!
By Tyler Smith
“Netminder” is gone
Transformed into Doug Brumley,
The guitar hero.
September 27, 2007
U.S. women defeated 4-0 by Brazil in World Cup semis
No Hope in this match
Team chemistry in shambles
Bet coach gets the boot
August 6, 2005
Orioles’ Rafael Palmeiro Tests Positive for Steroids
Special Guest Haiku!
By Butch Maier
Palmeiro got caught
Causing Bonds to think again
He’ll wait ’til next year
July 30, 2005
2005 National Hockey League Entry Draft Unfolds in Ottawa
Do you feel a draft?
The Ottawa breeze whispers,
“NHL is back”
June 29, 2005
When the Rubber Meets the Road, Michelin Comes Through
Bad tires, F-1 farce
White Michelin Man blushes
And refunds my green
June 21, 2005
Michelin Teams Boycott Formula 1 U.S. Grand Prix in Indy
Six cars on the track
When there should have been 20
I want a refund
May 20, 2005
NHL Lockout: Now We’re Getting Somewhere
Fourteen hours Thursday
Significant talks at last
It’s about damn time
