It Will Only Hurt a Little Bit at First
Special Guest Haiku!
By Micaela Brown
Barack calls us to
voluntary modesty.
Is it possible?
January 29, 2009
August 1, 2008
Laptops, Cell Phones Subject to Search & Seizure at Borders
My Treo exclaims,
“I DO think waterboarding’s
A form of torture!”
February 29, 2008
President Bush Decries Open Diplomacy with Cuba’s Raul Castro
“Now is not the time”
Bush says, adding “Castro bad!”
Then why China talks?
February 19, 2008
U.S. Military to Attempt to Shoot Down Defunct American Spy Satellite
Much like pen-raised quail
(The bus-sized kind), it descends
Let Dick take a shot
January 28, 2008
George W. Bush Delivers Final State of the Union Address
I can see standing
And clapping forty-three times,
But forty-four? Sheesh.
January 27, 2008
Barack Obama Wins Big in S.C. Democratic Primary
The change agent’s here
Smell what Barack is cooking?
Three words: “Yes we can.”
January 24, 2008
Stocks: Dow Jones Industrial Average Sheds 13 Percent Since Oct. 9, 2007 Peak
Perhaps they named it
The DOW because it would be
Easy to add “N”
September 25, 2007
Apparently U.S. News Media Not Asleep After All
Too bad the only
Insurgency they cover
Is that of O.J.
July 1, 2005
Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O’Connor Resigns
Special Guest Haiku!
By Jason West
Goodbye Sandra Day
Neo-con’s will rule the court
Now, where do I move?
June 27, 2005
Secretary of State Rumsfeld Pulls More Wool on Sunday Morning Talk
Those squinty four-eyes
Custom windows to Don’s soul
Not much light in there
