It Will Only Hurt a Little Bit at First
Special Guest Haiku!
By Micaela Brown
Barack calls us to
voluntary modesty.
Is it possible?
January 29, 2009
August 18, 2008
Swimmer Michael Phelps Wins Record Eight Golds at Olympics
You’re like a machine
But not the kind that breaks down
When you get it wet
August 1, 2008
Laptops, Cell Phones Subject to Search & Seizure at Borders
My Treo exclaims,
“I DO think waterboarding’s
A form of torture!”
June 10, 2008
Waiting on the Homemade Beer
Special Guest Haiku!
By Tyler Smith
Anticipation…
Brew ferments in a closet—
Omandale Pale Ale.
[See also: "Beermaking 101" photo gallery]
April 23, 2008
Rites of Spring
Special Guest Haiku!
By Micaela Brown
Early April rains
Leave dripping green in my bowl
Eyes itch, snot blooms. high
March 7, 2008
Wilco Performed at Sold-Out Ryman Auditorium on March 2
Twenty-seven songs!
For one: Jeff, guitar, no mics
Hallowed hall, pin drop
March 1, 2008
Diapering an 8-Month-Old
Evel Knievel died
But you’re channeling him on
The changing table
February 29, 2008
Bonus Leap Year Haiku!
Just like in football
When the offsides flag is thrown
Today’s a free down
President Bush Decries Open Diplomacy with Cuba’s Raul Castro
“Now is not the time”
Bush says, adding “Castro bad!”
Then why China talks?
February 21, 2008
Pretzel Resembling Virgin Mary Surfaces on eBay
Hmm. NunBun™, now this
Apparently there are no
Low-carb miracles
