Special Guest Haiku!
By Micaela Brown

Early April rains
Leave dripping green in my bowl
Eyes itch, snot blooms. high

Twenty-seven songs!
For one: Jeff, guitar, no mics
Hallowed hall, pin drop

Evel Knievel died
But you’re channeling him on
The changing table

Just like in football
When the offsides flag is thrown
Today’s a free down

“Now is not the time”
Bush says, adding “Castro bad!”
Then why China talks?

Hmm. NunBun™, now this
Apparently there are no
Low-carb miracles

Much like pen-raised quail
(The bus-sized kind), it descends
Let Dick take a shot

Beamed high from London
Seemed high too. Jolly good show
Add five Grammy tatts

Eighteen movies, see?
Guns, broads, shadows, fates entwined
Truly worth a stare

Kudos Giants’ “D”
So much contact with Brady
Gisele was jealous